Made various fix-ups and preparations for the upcoming April Toons' Week Holiday.I’m thankful for your recognition back then, but you’re no longer required for my current role. Plus, this will provide additional protections against you Toons. My V.I.Ps will be kept happier than ever, and costs will be lower than ever after this invasion is over. Err, it looks like we’re a bit over budget, so only some of the invading Cogs will be Version 2.0. In fact, I’m so confident in this plan that I’ll be sending out a wave of Version 2.0 Mega-Invasions to celebrate these changes. And for my guests of honor? They get only the finest of recognition, being V.I.P.

They’ll be less expensive to keep happy during dinner – not to mention their lesser rank making them easier to fire. For that matter, we can just invite less Version 2.0 Cogs to my banquet. I’ll just hire less Version 2.0 Cogs on my wait-staff. Now, these additional protections do drive up costs, so some cost-cutting will be in order…Īh, the answer to this problem is just as simple. This will be a deterrent against your antics and silliness. From now on, Version 2.0 Cogs will have additional protections against your Gags. In hindsight, they may have been referring to job security, but I’ve got an even better idea. When I listen to what my esteemed Version 2.0 colleagues want, I hear two things: recognition and security. And with this promotion to the position of C.E.O., I'll be making a few changes around here. I’m no longer the Flunky you all voted to fame. Being a Big Cheese? That taught me the benefits of treating your high-valued staff a little bit better. Being a Downsizer is what made me discover the benefits of cutting costs. Acting as a Yesman showed me the value of others’ opinions. My days rising the ladder taught me so many things. I’ve really had quite the career, wouldn’t you say?Īfter rising through the ranks of the corporate ladder, I’ve reached the ultimate promotion: Chief Executive Officer. Cover Cog of Robust magazine, star of your TOONYs. Surely you remember me, don’t you? I was the talk of the entire town, after all. This is the Chief Executive Officer, contacting you from the comfort of my Bossbot Clubhouse.

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